maybe the internet raised us

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lizzieolsns-blog: lea michele photoshoots - nylon

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:26:38 -0500

lizzieolsns-blog:

lea michele photoshoots - nylon

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Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:26:04 -0500

esteahaim: TV MEME: 3/7 Friendships: Blair Waldorf and Serena...

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:24:27 -0500

esteahaim:

_{TV MEME}_{: 3/7 Friendships: Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)}

_{Blair:“I’m not anyone, I’m me, you can tell me anything. We’re sisters, you’re my family. What is you, it’s me. There’s nothing you could ever say that will make me let go. I love you.”}

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 05:02:53 -0500

fivepercent: sam evans + being a jock

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:49:12 -0500

fivepercent:

sam evans + being a jock

spoopious: it took me 10 years to realized his head went into...

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:49:00 -0500

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:47:56 -0500

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:47:35 -0500

dylanhohohobrien-deactivated201: “My dad always said...

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:46:53 -0500

dylanhohohobrien-deactivated201:

_{“My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock ‘n roll.”}

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:45:59 -0500

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:45:29 -0500

haleyjamesarchive: Alright, somebody has to say it. So here...

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:44:25 -0500

haleyjamesarchive:

Alright, somebody has to say it. So here goes. You ready? Caroline, you are a horrible person, okay? You are thoughtless, you’re shallow, you’re completely undependable. Alright? You know what, now that I think about it, I have no idea what Klaus saw in you! What was he thinking?

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 03:36:44 -0500

Flappy Bird is the tale of this worthless piece of shit:

You see this unnaturally rotund, wide-eyed, piss-yellow asshole? Notice how he has wings? They might as well not even be there, because this fucker can’t fly worth shit. A paper airplane crafted by a four year-old could fly for a longer distance, I am fucking certain.

So your job is to help poor ol’ Flappy hear fly. “Aw, poor lil’ guy! I’ll help him fly, how hard could this be?”

That’s what I thought.

Oh god, I was an unfortunate, misinformed soul. I was innocent, until I was corrupted.

For some reason, the game takes place in the same fucking universe as Mario, as evidenced by the green pipes. That is, save for the fact that there appears to be the skyline of a modern city in the background, something that certainly does not exist in the realm of our favorite mustachioed plumber as we know it. Who knows, maybe Flappy Bird himself overthrew the Mushroom Kingdom, creating a metropolitan dystopia run by other round, flightless fucks. I certainly would not trust those eyes - or rather, eye. There is a sort of evil lurking in the depths.

A normal bird would be able to avoid these pipes on their own, but Flappy needs your assistance. It’s up to you to repeatedly, yet methodically, tap the screen to raise Flappy back up when he inevitably begins to descend at a speed that requires a weight which we cannot even conceive as being possibly possessed by such a small, feathery shit stain.

There are no breaks. There are no checkpoints. Pipe after pipe, eventually it all begins to blend together. That is, if you make it past the first obstacle, which will probably take you a while since the controls are so fucking horrid. No, Flappy, you little pissant, I didn’t want you to go that high! Wait no, stop! Shit!

Please don’t play this game, I’ve lost family and friends. When I walk down the street, people look at me. They know. And I know, too, when I see someone who’s made the mistake of attempting to guide this avian atrocity. You can see the emptiness in their eyes. You can smell the regret.

Don’t let Flappy drag you into the vortex of despair with him.

Avoid Flappy Bird at all costs, lest you wish for a fate worse than death.

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 03:09:30 -0500

enchantedadieu: Always miss having this beautiful sleeping...

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 03:06:34 -0500

enchantedadieu:

Always miss having this beautiful sleeping beauty on set.

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Sat, 01 Feb 2014 03:01:06 -0500

ninasexuals: jesperfahey: actual season 3b footage of the true...

Sat, 25 Jan 2014 16:01:45 -0500

ninasexuals:

jesperfahey:

actual season 3b footage of the true masked man

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ugh im rlly emotional rn

Thu, 23 Jan 2014 20:50:13 -0500

ugh im rlly emotional rn